Your Love's Not Live, It's Dead

Anonymous asked: no, no, nononono! I'm asking the questions, I'm asking, / I / am! Don't turn it arounnnddd ~ ! You can't just -- WHAAAA -- N - NO! NONONOnonono you got that all wrooonggg! ... auntiewouldkillmeanyway. BATTLERjsghf. The point here is you're rejecting m -- BATTLER ... despite hotness! So, so, solely based on a scale of hotness -- leave out everything else! -- would you, yes or nooo ~ ? / gringrin )~

… I …  Well, it’s —— … …  I wasn’t rejecting youhim so much as saying — … …  /sigh  Isn’t this a little strange …  Honestly, Battler - Kun, I wouldn’t sleep with anyone solely because they’re attractive, alright?  … Not even you.

^{_{… But I suppose if there was a mutual interest somewhere, and … … if I have to take that into account —— … … p - perhaps … ?}}

Anonymous asked: which sister of purgatory is your favorite? who do you think is the prettiest?~ ^^;;

Ah, w — well, that’s …

I suppose … Asmodeus is, ah …  who I’d classify as a ’ favorite. ’  She’s the least pushy and … isn’t nearly as terrifying as the others can be sometimes.

And while she scares me the most, I think Beelzebub is the prettiest … ?  Though, no comparison to —— _{^{…  Well, I won’t mention it right now, Mother can see these answers of course …}}

Anonymous asked: H - hey, this is not fair! D - Don't be auntie Eva, don't go using weird rhetorical tricks on me! " Why would I sleep with someone with no interest in me " is not a valid questionnnn! The only thing that matters here is whether you are interested, isn't it ~ ?! It was about why you wouldn't do it, not m -- BATTLER! ... g - gihi ~ ... s - so! Why wouldn't / you / do it?! Spaghetti is straight until it gets hot ~ ! Ihihihi!

… It’s not a rhetorical trick, Battler - Kun.  It’s simply an honest matter.  If someone isn’t interested in me, then it’s rather pointless to try, isn’t it?  I’m terrible in these affairs as it is …  If I can’t even figure out how to properly convey my feelings toward someone whom is interested in me …  it’s sort of extremely difficult to try with someone who isn’t and wouldn’t be, don’t you think?  … Maybe I’m wrong on that, but that’s just my opinion …  But as for wh——  …

Uh.  That …  that was just … a very strange mental image, I …  Are you saying you want to sleep with me, Battler - Kun?  You’re sending more than just vague mixed signals here … …

Anonymous asked: Awkward? GHIHIHI~ wh-what gave you that idea Aniki?!

… Well, all things considered — it’s kind of awkward in itself that you’d be interested in whether I’d sleep with you or not.  But I’m getting curious why you’re hounding me about this, so … …  I’m afraid I’m going to ask what this is all about …

Anonymous asked: Battler you have a really pretty wife, why don't you go creep/flirt with her? Then again if your here she probably kicked you out.

… Uh, just going to post this for Battler - Kun, since …  Well, I’m not him …
Though …  What wife do you mean?  I wasn’t aware Battler - Kun got married … 

Anonymous asked: HEY HEY wowowow NO, NO! I'm Battle -- I - I mean, I'm notbutIjustsortofjsghdfAAAHHH -- W - WHATEVER! ... ... hey look aniki or maybe uhm randomguything ihihi ~ ... ... d - doesn't matter! I'm -- BATTLER -- ... just offended you're rejecting m -- NOTMEDAMMIT ... ANYWAY I'M-- ... AGHHH ... ... guuhhh ... THE GUY IS HOT YOU CAN'T SAY NO TO THAT ~ ! ... so why are you?

… … Well, Battler - Kun ” Anon, ” I’m fairly certain that both Battler - Kun and I are more interested in women.  Unless youhe wants to come forward and mention that I’m wrong in my assumptions, and that youhe actually does have an interest in men …  Well, I’d assume saying yes would just make everyone out at a loss, right?  I’d be sitting here saying yes to sleeping with someone with, ah, no interest in me, and that’s a bit awkward, isn’t it … ?

Anonymous asked: SEE I KNEW YOU'D SEE IT MY WAY. The great Battler-kun. ihihi~ I do like the sound of that! /grins widely/

Of course, Battler - Kun.  It’s the same way with you as it is with Mother; it’s just easier to go along with it and give you a pat on the head.  Should I really bother to ask why you’re bothered that I’m not interested, though, or is the answer going to be extremely awkward?

Anonymous asked: Why would /I/ PRETEND? ihihi~ WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ANIKI? I'm better than those other mes anyway!~

Well, considering you’re trying to pass off like you’re not hitting on me out of nowhere … …

/sighs, but smiles faintly despite himself and folds his arms  You’re right, of course.  Why would you pretend …  /pats his shoulder  I couldn’t imagine the ’ great ’ Battler - Kun ever needing to pretend.  /lol just play along and make him happy

Anonymous asked: ... Accurately I kind of want to know as well...(I love Battler but its too easy to make fun of him~)

… I don’t think I actually want to know why.  I’m afraid to know.  … Er, I think.  The answer might not be terrible, all in all, but — …

Anonymous asked: Its 'Battler', awkward is his middle name. He is the only person I've seen manage to friendzone his own wife.

… … As cruel as it is, I suppose you’re also entirely right about that.  Hrm …  I still don’t understand why he’s so offended over my response, however.